TERMS OF ENDEARMENT AGREEMENT

TERMS OF ENDEARMENT AGREEMENT

BETWEEN: The Party of the First Part (hereinafter referred to as “Sarthak”, “The Love of Your Life”, “Your Favorite Person”, and/or “ME”)

AND: The Party of the Second Part (hereinafter referred to as “Piggie”, “The Cutest Human in Existence”, “Professional Yapper”, “Chief Cuddle Officer”, and/or “You”)

Executed this 14th day of February, 2026, in the jurisdiction of Loveville, under the governing laws of “Because I Said So” and “You Know I’m Right.”

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ARTICLE I — PREAMBLE & RECITALS

WHEREAS, Sarthak has been scientifically and empirically observed to be hopelessly, irrevocably, and embarrassingly in love with Piggie;

WHEREAS, Piggie has been found to possess an unreasonable amount of cuteness, the magnitude of which has been documented to cause involuntary smiling, random heart palpitations, and the uncontrollable urge to give forehead kisses;

WHEREAS, the Parties have been engaged in a continuous, ongoing, and non-terminable relationship characterized by excessive use of pet names, inside jokes that make no sense to third parties, and an alarming consumption of snacks;

WHEREAS, it has come to the attention of the First Party that February 14th is, according to generally accepted calendar standards, Valentine’s Day;

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual promises, covenants, and conditions herein, and for other good and valuable consideration (including but not limited to: hugs, forehead kisses, and letting Sarthak pick the movie sometimes), the Parties agree as follows:

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ARTICLE II — DEFINITIONS

For the purposes of this Agreement, the following terms shall have the meanings ascribed below:

• “Cuddle Session” — shall mean any period of physical proximity lasting no less than fifteen (15) minutes and no more than infinity, during which both Parties are in a horizontal or semi-horizontal position, typically accompanied by a blanket, one or more pillows, and at least one (1) argument about who is the little spoon.
• “Snack Run” — shall mean any unplanned excursion to procure food items, initiated at any hour of the day or night, without regard to whether a meal was recently consumed. The initiating Party shall not be judged.
• “The Look” — shall mean that specific facial expression made by Piggie that renders Sarthak completely unable to say no to any request, regardless of how unreasonable said request may be.
• “Movie Night” — shall mean an event during which both Parties spend forty-five (45) minutes selecting a film, twelve (12) minutes watching said film, and the remainder of the evening looking at their phones while pretending to watch.
• “I’m Fine” — shall NOT mean that the Party is, in fact, fine. The other Party is hereby required to investigate further with no fewer than three (3) follow-up questions and one (1) offering of chocolate.
• “Travel Time” — shall mean that the Parties need to plan ahead to travel to various epic destinations, enjoying good food along the way and making cringe couple reels.

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ARTICLE III — OBLIGATIONS OF SARTHAK (PARTY OF THE FIRST PART)

Sarthak hereby agrees to the following obligations, effective immediately and without expiration:

1. To love Piggie on good days, bad days, “I don’t want to talk about it” days, and especially on “I’m hungry and everything is annoying” days.
2. To always share the blanket, even when it is objectively cold and Sarthak is also freezing. Piggie’s warmth takes priority as per Section 7.2(b) of the Universal Relationship Code.
3. To remember important dates including but not limited to: anniversaries, birthdays, the day they first met, the day of their first date. And remember that Piggie is the funnier of the two. (Ye jhoot hai)
4. To provide unlimited back scratches, head pats, and hand-holding services upon request, with a guaranteed response time of no more than thirty (30) seconds.
5. To always take Piggie’s side in public, even if Sarthak privately believes Piggie may be slightly, marginally, imperceptibly wrong (which, for the record, has never happened).
6. To sit through any movie, TV show, or video that Piggie wants to watch, without complaint, sighing, or checking the remaining runtime more than twice.
7. To always say “you pick” when asked where to eat, and then to not veto more than two (2) of Piggie’s suggestions.

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ARTICLE IV — OBLIGATIONS OF PIGGIE (PARTY OF THE SECOND PART)

Piggie hereby agrees to the following terms:

1. To continue being the most adorable person in Sarthak’s life. (This is non-negotiable and has been the status quo since Day One.)
2. To accept compliments without deflecting, arguing, or saying “no, YOU’RE cute” (although this response is also acceptable under Subsection 3.1 of the Cute Response Addendum).
3. To tolerate Sarthak’s jokes, including the bad ones, the dad jokes, and the ones that are told for the fourteenth time.
4. To continue stealing Sarthak’s hoodies, as it has been established that they look better on Piggie anyway.
5. To allow Sarthak to stare at Piggie with a dopey smile without asking “what?” more than once per occurrence.
6. To be patient with Sarthak on days when Sarthak is grumpy, tired, or making less sense than usual.
7. To never stop sending Sarthak random memes and reels with the caption “this is so us.”

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ARTICLE V — MUTUAL COVENANTS

Both Parties mutually agree to the following:

• To never go to bed angry, unless both Parties are too sleepy to resolve the issue, in which case the matter shall be tabled until morning and resolved over coffee/tea.
• To always root for each other, hype each other up, and be each other’s biggest fan, loudest cheerleader, and most biased supporter.
• To hold hands in public, in private, in the car, on walks, and whenever the opportunity presents itself.
• To have at least one (1) proper date night per month, which may range from a fancy dinner to sitting on the floor eating pizza — the venue is irrelevant; the company is what matters.
• To communicate openly, honestly, and with the understanding that neither Party is a mind reader (though Piggie is suspiciously good at it).
• To support each other’s dreams, goals, and ambitions, even the weird ones, especially the weird ones.
• To always say “I love you” before hanging up the phone, leaving the house, or going to sleep. No exceptions. Not even if you’re running late.

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ARTICLE VI — TERM & TERMINATION

1. This Agreement shall commence on the date of acceptance and shall remain in effect forever. There is no opt-out clause. Sorry, not sorry.
2. This Agreement is irrevocable, non-transferable, and binding in all dimensions, including but not limited to: this universe, parallel universes, the multiverse, and any future timelines.
3. Any attempt to terminate this Agreement shall result in an increase in affection levels by a factor of ten (10x), rendering termination functionally impossible.
4. In the unlikely event that Piggie attempts to return Sarthak’s heart, please note that all love is final sale — no returns, no exchanges, no refunds.

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ARTICLE VII — SPECIAL VALENTINE’S DAY ADDENDUM

On this Valentine’s Day, Sarthak wishes to formally, officially, and with great enthusiasm declare the following:

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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Parties have executed this Agreement by clicking the “I Agree” button below, which shall have the same legal effect as a warm, heartfelt hug.